A Nation in Chaos
Regardless of your politics, check out this cheeky review of the first presidential debate, which includes this colorful simile:
"This debate is like trying to sort a herd of south Texas white Humpy cows with a Shetland pony and two Blue Heeler pus for help, in a pen made out of hog panels."
Being from the upper Midwest, I haven't the foggiest idea what she's talking about, but I thought somebody might get a kick out of it. I did google "white humpy cow" and...here you go.